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I cannot completely recall the last seventy-two hours.  Months of meditation, reflection, and discipline proved to be a Maginot line when confronted with a lit hookah.  I am an embarrassment to both myself and to my ancestors. 

In short order, tetrahydrocannabinol led to lysergic acid diethylamide, which in turn led to other complex substances, both for metabolic chordates and for my peculiar physiognomy.  I spent the lesser part of the afternoon purging my system of flakes of plutonium oxide into a pool of benzene in a manner I would prefer not to discuss. 

If I was untoward to you or yours during this period, please discretely inform me of the details so that I may properly apologize.